Wrong end

Ella, this is a toilet.

If you use it, you don't have to wear gross diapers anymore, and I don't have to battle with you everytime I change those stinky things.

You pee and poop in it.

You don't play in it.

You don't slam the seat down everytime it's open.

You don't put toilet paper in it just so you can watch it be flushed down.

You don't whine or scream, "No!" everytime I suggest you use it.

But most importantly, never, ever, ever, put your head in it.