Why white people go to the beach

Conversation between my 4 year old son and myself this morning.

"Mom, do you know what I want for breakfast?" Cameron asked grinning, as if it was some secret that every morning this week he would ask me for the same thing.

"I know what you want....waffles," I responded playing along with his game.

"Hey!" he responded quite surprised. "How did you know that? Because you know everything, like daddy?"

"No, I don't know everything, and neither does your daddy."

"Yes he does, because he's dark,"Cameron responded quite matter-of-factly.

"What?" I ask, thinking I heard him wrong.

"If you're dark, you know everything."

"What are you talking about?" I continued, still not quite believeing what he said.

"You know, like if your skin is dark, like daddy's, you know everything."

"Oh, really? And who told you that?" I inquired, knowing the answer.

"Daddy," he responded with a grin.

(When confronted with this, my husband absolutely denies it. Claims he has told that he knows everything, but not because his skin is dark).

If Cameron's logic rings true, I better make my way to the tanning bed!!!