Staring in her own film
Some of the movie theaters around here offer free kids' movies once a week during the summer. Free! That means if you can get past the concession stand without opening your wallet, then you don't have to pay a dime to see the movie.
But really, just because it's free doesn't mean you should let your little toddler just wander around the theatre, climbing up all the stairs about a dozen times, running across the front, hanging upside down on the railings and sitting in the aisles.
Get control of your kid, will ya? So the rest of us can actually try to enjoy the film without all the distractions.
Oh wait a minute, that was MY kid causing such commotion.
Well, it's not like you paid for the damn movie...so deal with it!