Garage Sale
My husband: Cari, we have a garage full of shit.
Me: Yeah, I know. But you'd be surprised how much shit people will buy...for the right price.
Because in case you didn't know (and I'm quoting one of our customers today who bought a Patsy Cline cassette tape), "The ladies like to slow dance to Patsy Cline in the kitchen. "
During the 2nd half of tomorrow, we'll have our "anything you can fit in the grocery bag for $5" sale. Hopefully we'll get rid of all this dung then.
Labels: shopping
8 Comments:
oh whatever, don't even send me that basketball hoop...and is that a foosball table i see in the background? geez..thanks for helpin me out.
scott
Look Bro! You are more than welcome to come get it. Since you're family, I'll give you a deal!
Don't forget the sofa cover, shower curtain, bedspread, ugly thing he took along with his Patsy Kline tape. He was "THE CUSTOMER OF THE DAY."
Hilarous!! It will be fun to see what all the crap makes us :) I may just bring more...kidding, only kidding.
Hey Shannon. Your knight's head earned us a couple bucks!
Oh my, is that really all piled up in your garage? It is absolutely amazing to me that the bigger the house, the more crap, and inevitably the crap ends up in the garage. That happened to me when I had my house in Atlanta.
Happy Garage Sale!
The creepy guy!
Hope we have a lot more suckers to buy all our crap today and make us some money. I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Last time I had a garage sale people complained about our steep driveway. I felt like I should have offered them a shuttle to the top. Oy.
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