He's just being honest

So the kids were driving me crazy. Nothing out of the ordinary…just the usual. Ella was probably crying because I had left her on the ground for way too long, and her diaper was leaking through her clothes. Max was screaming for some insignificant reason…probably something like I had put milk in his cereal (gasp!). And Cameron probably hadn’t flushed the toilet for the millionth time, causing his bathroom to smell like an outhouse.

“Ugh!” I sounded off in complete frustration. “I need to just go far, far away!”

Cameron’s response to my comment: “That’s okay mom. Just don’t bring Ella.”

I’m glad I’m so loved.